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Milky Weed
It's a living
For every question I answer right, I demand everyone gets a point
We’ll be in chat in 30 minutes
Milky Weed
It's a living
Last night's Wednesday Chat featured medical terminology exam 
Congratulations to @Milky Weed on ANOTHER victory.
At this point I'm beginning to suspect he's either:
A) secretly a doctor
B) secretly Annie's pharmacology professor
C) reading the answer card
D) all of the above
Much like last week's trivia questions, the answer is probably D.
Meanwhile I had every intention of reclaiming my rightful place atop the leaderboard.
Unfortunately I kept looking away at exactly the wrong moment and missing questions.
Some people will say that's a skill issue.
I prefer to blame lag, timing, distractions, server migrations, atmospheric conditions, and possibly solar activity.
@Shane Karmann continued his remarkable one-point streak.
Many players would view one point as a modest achievement.
Shane has turned it into a lifestyle.
Consistency matters.
@laddyd finished only one point behind @Milky Weed despite appearing to be several brownies beyond what most experts would consider "competitive levels." The new adult brownie mix may have unlocked hidden trivia abilities.
Scientists are still reviewing the data.
A special shoutout to @Starecase who joined us live from vacation.
Unfortunately he departed before he could launch a serious challenge for the title.
Historians will debate whether this was due to dinner plans or fear of @Milky Weed.
We're not here to judge.
Finally, @DarkWeb was absent.
However, after consulting the official GrowDolls bylaws, I can confirm that chat dues are still owed whether you attend or not.
We'll be accepting payment in the form of conspiracy theories, accusations of rigging, or one quality meme.
Thanks everyone for another fun night.
The trivia may have been difficult.
The chat was definitely not.
And @Milky Weed remains under active investigation.
Congratulations to @Milky Weed on ANOTHER victory.
At this point I'm beginning to suspect he's either:
A) secretly a doctor
B) secretly Annie's pharmacology professor
C) reading the answer card
D) all of the above
Much like last week's trivia questions, the answer is probably D.
Meanwhile I had every intention of reclaiming my rightful place atop the leaderboard.
Unfortunately I kept looking away at exactly the wrong moment and missing questions.
Some people will say that's a skill issue.
I prefer to blame lag, timing, distractions, server migrations, atmospheric conditions, and possibly solar activity.
@Shane Karmann continued his remarkable one-point streak.
Many players would view one point as a modest achievement.
Shane has turned it into a lifestyle.
Consistency matters.
@laddyd finished only one point behind @Milky Weed despite appearing to be several brownies beyond what most experts would consider "competitive levels." The new adult brownie mix may have unlocked hidden trivia abilities.
Scientists are still reviewing the data.
A special shoutout to @Starecase who joined us live from vacation.
Unfortunately he departed before he could launch a serious challenge for the title.
Historians will debate whether this was due to dinner plans or fear of @Milky Weed.
We're not here to judge.
Finally, @DarkWeb was absent.
However, after consulting the official GrowDolls bylaws, I can confirm that chat dues are still owed whether you attend or not.
We'll be accepting payment in the form of conspiracy theories, accusations of rigging, or one quality meme.
Thanks everyone for another fun night.
The trivia may have been difficult.
The chat was definitely not.
And @Milky Weed remains under active investigation.
Starecase
The Kawartha School of Old
The Cathedral Mountain effect.
Every cone I've had these past two days I've walked a little further up Yoho Valley Road to "gawk the rock".
Feel like a kid with his first big crush around these behemoths.
We had 7:15 reservations ... had to bolt.
It will be a quick one ...
D
Wednesday Chat returns tonight.
After last week's performance, I would like to officially announce that I am seeking redemption.
Some people train for trivia.
Some people study.
I personally plan to try looking at the screen when questions are asked.
A revolutionary new strategy.
Meanwhile @Milky Weed enters as the defending champion and remains under active investigation following back-to-back dominant performances.
At this point we're checking for hidden earpieces, answer keys, and advanced pharmacological enhancements.
Nothing has been proven.
Yet.
@Starecase has returned from British Columbia and is once again eligible for competition.
The vacation is over.
The excuses are gone.
The people demand answers.
@Shane Karmann continues to defend his impressive one-point streak. Many competitors would call it a coincidence.
Shane has turned it into a brand.
@laddyd remains a serious title contender after last week's brownie-assisted charge up the leaderboard.
Researchers continue to monitor the relationship between edible consumption and trivia performance.
Early findings are concerning.
@DarkWeb was absent last week and still owes chat dues.
Interest is accumulating.
Tonight's payment options include:
– conspiracy theories
– accusations of rigging
– or one quality meme
As for tonight's game...
Let's just say you may want to bring your eyes.
We're trying something a little different.
8–10 PM Eastern
Come hang out, talk grows, laugh, and witness what will undoubtedly be another completely fair, scientifically verified, and definitely-not-rigged evening of Wednesday Chat.
Unless @Milky Weed wins again.
Then we're opening an inquiry.
After last week's performance, I would like to officially announce that I am seeking redemption.
Some people train for trivia.
Some people study.
I personally plan to try looking at the screen when questions are asked.
A revolutionary new strategy.
Meanwhile @Milky Weed enters as the defending champion and remains under active investigation following back-to-back dominant performances.
At this point we're checking for hidden earpieces, answer keys, and advanced pharmacological enhancements.
Nothing has been proven.
Yet.
@Starecase has returned from British Columbia and is once again eligible for competition.
The vacation is over.
The excuses are gone.
The people demand answers.
@Shane Karmann continues to defend his impressive one-point streak. Many competitors would call it a coincidence.
Shane has turned it into a brand.
@laddyd remains a serious title contender after last week's brownie-assisted charge up the leaderboard.
Researchers continue to monitor the relationship between edible consumption and trivia performance.
Early findings are concerning.
@DarkWeb was absent last week and still owes chat dues.
Interest is accumulating.
Tonight's payment options include:
– conspiracy theories
– accusations of rigging
– or one quality meme
As for tonight's game...
Let's just say you may want to bring your eyes.
We're trying something a little different.
8–10 PM EasternCome hang out, talk grows, laugh, and witness what will undoubtedly be another completely fair, scientifically verified, and definitely-not-rigged evening of Wednesday Chat.
Unless @Milky Weed wins again.
Then we're opening an inquiry.
Starecase
The Kawartha School of Old
YAY!
Till Monday. Then I am off to Belleville for another week. Our annual June outing heads east.
Fatigue?
Stoned?
Still on Pacific Time?
Hmmm ... can I have a quick pow-wow with these people?
We’ll be in chat in 30 minutes
Last night's Wednesday Chat took an unexpected turn.
The plan was a thrilling visual mascot trivia competition.
The reality was a technical difficulties speedrun.
After two questions, it became apparent that not everyone was actually seeing the questions, which presents a slight challenge for a trivia competition.
In the interest of competitive fairness, we abandoned the game and spent the rest of the evening doing what we do best: hanging out and shooting the breeze.
Still, official records show that @curious2garden correctly answered both questions that were asked.
A strong performance.
A perfect score, technically.
@Starecase joined us early but was forced to leave after real life rudely interrupted his title aspirations.
Reports indicate he had company stop by.
Convenient.
@DarkWeb remained until the very end, proving once again that while he may question the integrity of the competition, his dedication to the investigation is unquestionable.
Meanwhile @Shane Karmann spent much of the evening battling technical issues.
Whether this prevented a championship run or spared him from extending his one-point streak will remain one of GrowDolls' great mysteries.
Now, some of you may be wondering:
"Who won?"
An excellent question.
After a thorough review of the official rules, bylaws, precedents, and several documents I may or may not have written myself, I have reached a conclusion.
The winner was me.
Did I answer any questions?
No.
Did I score any points?
Also no.
Was it my night to host?
Yes.
Were the rules created entirely by me?
Also yes.
Totally fair.
Completely legitimate.
Definitely not rigged.
Thanks to everyone who came out anyway.
The trivia may have lasted ten minutes.
The laughs lasted until 10 PM.
The plan was a thrilling visual mascot trivia competition.
The reality was a technical difficulties speedrun.
After two questions, it became apparent that not everyone was actually seeing the questions, which presents a slight challenge for a trivia competition.
In the interest of competitive fairness, we abandoned the game and spent the rest of the evening doing what we do best: hanging out and shooting the breeze.
Still, official records show that @curious2garden correctly answered both questions that were asked.
A strong performance.
A perfect score, technically.
@Starecase joined us early but was forced to leave after real life rudely interrupted his title aspirations.
Reports indicate he had company stop by.
Convenient.
@DarkWeb remained until the very end, proving once again that while he may question the integrity of the competition, his dedication to the investigation is unquestionable.
Meanwhile @Shane Karmann spent much of the evening battling technical issues.
Whether this prevented a championship run or spared him from extending his one-point streak will remain one of GrowDolls' great mysteries.
Now, some of you may be wondering:
"Who won?"
An excellent question.
After a thorough review of the official rules, bylaws, precedents, and several documents I may or may not have written myself, I have reached a conclusion.
The winner was me.
Did I answer any questions?
No.
Did I score any points?
Also no.
Was it my night to host?
Yes.
Were the rules created entirely by me?
Also yes.
Totally fair.
Completely legitimate.
Definitely not rigged.
Thanks to everyone who came out anyway.
The trivia may have lasted ten minutes.
The laughs lasted until 10 PM.
I think I technically won. That's it. I won 
I think there must be an answer somewhere 
I think there must be an answer somewhere RIGGED
The rules committee was unanimous in declaring me the victor.
Thems the rules.
There Is the winner!
That's a persuasive argument. I'll discuss with the rules committee. Attendance doesn't appear to be a prerequisite.
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