Tonight, Wednesday Chat returns.
The servers are fast.
The site is stable.
The excuses are running out.
@Milky Weed enters as the reigning champion after posting an impressive 6-point performance last week.
A performance that was so impressive, in fact, that several independent observers have begun asking whether he possesses advanced knowledge of the phrase "All of the Above."
No formal investigation has been opened.
Yet.
Meanwhile,
@Starecase may or may not return from his mysterious BC vacation. After missing his opportunity for a threepeat, questions remain.
Was it truly a vacation?
Or was it strategic load management?
Only he knows.
Tonight also marks the return of
@curious2garden to the host chair.
Which means we once again ask the eternal question:
Will there be a tiebreaker question?
History says no.
Hope says yes.
Science remains inconclusive.
As for me, I am officially available to compete tonight and would like to announce that I am coming for
@Milky Weed's title.
Respectfully, of course.
By respectfully, I mean I intend to challenge every answer, question every ruling, and immediately file a complaint if I lose.
@Shane Karmann enters tonight riding a one-game scoring streak.
Momentum is a dangerous thing.
@laddyd remains one edible away from achieving pure energy, but continues to be a surprisingly effective trivia competitor despite operating several dimensions ahead of the rest of us.
And
@DarkWeb is expected to continue his tireless work investigating scorekeeping integrity on behalf of the people.

8–10pm Eastern
Come hang out, talk grows, laugh, and witness what will almost certainly become another completely fair, totally legitimate, and definitely-not-rigged night of Wednesday Chat.
Unless I lose.
Then we'll review the tape.