Random Stream of Consciousness

Who said Germans don't have a sense of humor.

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An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."
"The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."
"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"
The first bloke says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
 
@bob bitchen is this Dave?


I can't get past the horrible skiing lol
 
Hop y'all are doing well!!! The frigid temps the last few days have been lots of fun. Cars were breaking so we sold some work, but I got home Tuesday and my water line was frozen. Finally thawed out yesterday. Taking a shower at home last night was nice. Now I gotta go home and clean out the corner and rip a shelf off the wall, and rewire an outlet so I can put the new freezer in the kitchen. I panic bought a hog a few weeks back and it should be ready any day.

Here's a great video with a crow (maybe a raven. Sorry curious2garden, i really dont know) being awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15aCmXAPut/
 
Hop y'all are doing well!!! The frigid temps the last few days have been lots of fun. Cars were breaking so we sold some work, but I got home Tuesday and my water line was frozen. Finally thawed out yesterday. Taking a shower at home last night was nice. Now I gotta go home and clean out the corner and rip a shelf off the wall, and rewire an outlet so I can put the new freezer in the kitchen. I panic bought a hog a few weeks back and it should be ready any day.

Here's a great video with a crow (maybe a raven. Sorry curious2garden, i really dont know) being awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15aCmXAPut/

crowboarding lol best comment
 
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