Random Stream of Consciousness

[DMChiz]

Its official, Ai cant accurately put a joint in a dogs mouth...
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I'm more troubled by the dogs head smoking.....robot overlords

 

[laddyd]

One by one they're coming down.

 

[Shane Karmann]

Tin snips?

 

[Starecase]

Tin snips?

Whatever works ...

 

[laddyd]

Tin snips?

We just want to get this over as quick as possible, minimal suffering.

 

[Starecase]

Yesterday afternoon, I sent out the details for this years outing:

• 4 rooms at the Doubletree Niagara Falls for 8 dudes
• Early Monday afternoon - Legends Battlefield
• Early Tuesday afternoon - Legends Ussher's Creek
• Early Wednesday afternoon - Rockway Vineyards
• Mid Thursday Morning - Legends Ussher's Creek (The Rematch cause this one kicks the shit out all of us.)

And of the 7 guys that received that message, 4 of them replied with 38 MORE SLEEPS!! When the Niagara "X More Sleeps" Countdown begins ... this shit is getting real!

 

[DCcan]

4 rooms at the Doubletree Niagara Falls for 8 dudes

Add whiskey, then let the farting contest begin!

 

[DMChiz]

Mornin’ ️

Will get some dirt built and bags filled after the rain passes through.

I have coffee while the kids live large. Those are little pancake bites with some syrup for dipping. Yeah, these kids have never known struggle….

Keep those thumbs green y’all

 

[Starecase]

Add whiskey, then let the farting contest begin!

There will be farting cause I know there will be whiskey

• I already have my bottle of Dalmore.
• Another already has his bottle of "Johnny Black"
• Another has his Crown Royal

We're good to go folks!

 

[jeffislovenlife]

Coffee to all may you have a great day and a better night

 

[Raratt]

There will be farting cause I know there will be whiskey

• I already have my bottle of Dalmore.
• Another already has his bottle of "Johnny Black"
• Another has his Crown Royal

We're good to go folks!

Need the jar of pickled eggs, the paint will never be the same...

 

[Farmer's_Hat]

 

[Starecase]

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This reminds me of the "This is your brain ... this is your brain on drugs" campaign from a bygone day. After 30+ years of daily consumption, I'm still waiting for my brain to become part of a balanced breakfast.

 

[DMChiz]

This reminds me of the "This is your brain ... this is your brain on drugs" campaign from a bygone day. After 30+ years of daily consumption, I'm still waiting for my brain to become part of a balanced breakfast.

 

[DCcan]

This is my brain on purple pot?

 

[Shane Karmann]

Sordid news from my corner of the prairie. Teacher shares naughty pics with high school students to the point a staffer overhears them in the hallway. Reports it to the school resource officer, who does nothing. Felony charges abounding. Police department and school district are scrambling to save face.

 

[Starecase]

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Yes - I have a question.

How many lines did you snort before the shoot?

 

[Raratt]

Sordid news from my corner of the prairie. Teacher shares naughty pics with high school students to the point a staffer overhears them in the hallway. Reports it to the school resource officer, who does nothing. Felony charges abounding. Police department and school district are scrambling to save face. View attachment 4724

I have noticed these "perpetrators" tend to be pretty good looking. There were no teachers in my high school I would have ever wanted to hook up with.

 

[Starecase]

There were no teachers in my high school I would have ever wanted to hook up with.

I think that might be different if you were in Thornhill Secondary School in the mid to late 1970's.

Evelyn DeBrun, girls Phys Ed teacher not much older than the senior students, gave the male populous at TSS a perpetual boner. Have you ever known a teacher to quiet down the entire school cafeteria just by walking in?

 

[Farmer's_Hat]

Mood