and you farted, right?She was just annoyed at me poking my phone in her face

So this morning I woke up to this an entire tile floor to shit on and what does Rocky choose? My Christmas Tree skirt!
This would be the culprit, sleeping peacefully on his Serta Perfect Sleeper after digging a hole through the middle of it and biting the egg crate inside!! Terriers........
But at least we know the bed is dead, completely and most assuredly dead!







PS what's the temp out there right now? I'm afraid to look. We are 34 so.......