Random Stream of Consciousness

[DarkWeb]

He never tried to come after me. Well once.....

But now as older dipshits I wouldn't want him to get ahold of me lol he is bigger. I'm still faster

 

[laddyd]

I'm the eldest in our family.

 

[Raratt]

I'm a whoops baby, my brother is 10 years older, sister is 12.

 

[laddyd]

I wasn't aware until fairly recently that my younger brothers use to use my name to terrorize their friends.

 

[Starecase]

We be waiting for the man with the bag.

Ya think we've got all the food groups covered?

 

[Starecase]

I wasn't aware until fairly recently that my younger brothers use to use my name to terrorize their friends.

Fear by proxy?

 

[DCcan]

I was reading off a list of Christmas movies and the synopsis, wife thought they were porn movies.
Then lost all interest when she found out they were holiday movies...
I gotta admit "Too many Santas" did sound like a good porn movie.

 

[DarkWeb]

I was reading off a list of Christmas movies and the synopsis, wife thought they were porn movies.
Then lost all interest when she found out they were holiday movies...
I gotta admit "Too many Santas" did sound like a good porn movie.

You're in!

 

[Starecase]

I gotta admit "Too many Santas" did sound like a good porn movie.

Ho ho ho ... Ho ho ho ...

Ho ho ho hooooo ... sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuu

 

[Shane Karmann]

My brother found me one day in an adolescent funk and decided to poke me in the eyes to cheer me up. I was sitting on some stairs and just exploded into him. He went straight throw a flimsy door into a garage, the floor of which had about 30 small boat anchors strewn about. Contusion gained a new meaning that day. (We were visiting people who sold boating gear). He never fucked with me again after that.

 

[Shane Karmann]

I'm a whoops baby, my brother is 10 years older, sister is 12.

We were boom boom boom, done and dusted.

 

[DCcan]

I put mushrooms and/or LSD on my birthday wishlist. Too late for Christmas.
My son is laughing, wife is hissing at me and my daughter isn't writing it down.
Oh well , guess it's socks again.

 

[Starecase]

My son is laughing ...

... bet he took your mushrooms.

 

[curious2garden]

I still stop by to lurk. My dad passed away a couple months ago and I've been trying to get his estate stuff settled and prepare his house for sale. Lost my plants due to being away from home but I'm slowly getting my garden cleaned up and hopefully I'll be back to growing soon. Hope y'all are doing well and Merry Christmas to everyone. View attachment 12298

Such a cutie I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your dad and losing your plants. That sucks but so far each time I've done it the come back has been better. I hope the same for you. Take the best care of yourself and Merry Christma.

 

[DMChiz]

The stockings were precariously leaned by the un-lit fireplace with care.

Hope you are staying dry and safe with the rains @curious2garden

Merry Merry friends

 

[DCcan]

Merry Christmas!

 

[DCcan]

The stockings were precariously leaned by the un-lit fireplace with care.

I was screaming "Holy shit, hide the candy wrapper! Mom's coming!"

 

[Thurston]

I see chocolate!

 

[DCcan]

Darn kids need to get up!

 

[Laughing Grass]

We haven’t started yet. I’ve been up for two hours. It’s killing me!

We went for Chinese last night. Multi course dinner. One of the dishes was spicy ginger beef. Popped a whole piece in my mouth before I realized it was lava! I thought I was gonna die.