Freaks, assemble!
- Thread starter curious2garden
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We’ll be in chat in 30 minutes
Wednesday already! Don't forget about chat tonight. 8-10pm easter.
We'll be having some April Fools shenanigans.
We'll be having some April Fools shenanigans.
We’ll be in chat in 15 minutes
Listen up,
If you skip chat tonight, here’s what’s definitely going to happen:
Don’t let this happen to you.
Join the Wednesday Night Chat tonight!
8-10pm Eastern
If you skip chat tonight, here’s what’s definitely going to happen:
- Your plants will suddenly develop a mysterious case of the “meh” and stop growing out of pure disappointment in you
- Your best grow light will start flickering in Morse code that spells “you abandoned us”
- All your clones will unionize and demand better management (with full benefits)
- You’ll accidentally water with coffee instead of pH’d water and wonder why everything tastes… bold
- Your humidity dome will file for emotional damages
- A rogue spider mite will move in and start charging you rent
- And worst of all… you’ll miss out on the weekly chaos, memes, bad puns, and actual good advice with the rest of us degenerates
Don’t let this happen to you.
Join the Wednesday Night Chat tonight!
8-10pm Eastern
We’ll be in chat in 30 minutes
Last week’s chat turnout was great… but we’ve received multiple reports that some of you skipped.
Your plants have noticed and… they’ve taken action.
Several have filed formal complaints.
One tent is under investigation.
There’s talk of a full tribunal being formed (the clones are leading it, obviously).
Charges include:
– Neglect of weekly chat duties
– Failure to provide memes
– General lack of participation in community chaos
Penalties may include:
– Slower growth out of spite
– Mild nutrient confusion
– Passive-aggressive leaf positioning
You can still make this right.
Join us tonight and begin repairing your relationship with your plants.
Wednesday Night Chat
8–10pm Eastern
Your plants have noticed and… they’ve taken action.
Several have filed formal complaints.
One tent is under investigation.
There’s talk of a full tribunal being formed (the clones are leading it, obviously).
Charges include:
– Neglect of weekly chat duties
– Failure to provide memes
– General lack of participation in community chaos
Penalties may include:
– Slower growth out of spite
– Mild nutrient confusion
– Passive-aggressive leaf positioning
You can still make this right.
Join us tonight and begin repairing your relationship with your plants.
Wednesday Night Chat
8–10pm Eastern
We'll wait for you before we start the game.
Don't feel at all rushed
Chat in 20 minutes
Following last week’s investigation… the results are in.
The Plant Court has reviewed all cases, and unfortunately, most appeals have been denied.
Your plants have doubled down.
One grower’s fan leaves are now facing the wall.
Another tent has gone eerily quiet… like it knows something.
A group of clones has started holding weekly meetings without you.
And yes… the tribunal is still active.
(They’ve added a spider mite as an “independent observer,” which feels like a conflict of interest, but here we are.)
Meanwhile, last week’s chat?
Absolute chaos.
We had a three-way tie, needed a tiebreaker, and things got competitive in the best way possible.
So while some of you were out there living your lives…
the rest of us were:
– battling for glory
– laughing at nonsense
– and somehow still dropping solid grow advice
You can still turn this around.
Show up tonight.
Regain your plants’ trust.
Avoid further disciplinary action.
Wednesday Night Chat
8–10pm Eastern
The Plant Court has reviewed all cases, and unfortunately, most appeals have been denied.
Your plants have doubled down.
One grower’s fan leaves are now facing the wall.
Another tent has gone eerily quiet… like it knows something.
A group of clones has started holding weekly meetings without you.
And yes… the tribunal is still active.
(They’ve added a spider mite as an “independent observer,” which feels like a conflict of interest, but here we are.)
Meanwhile, last week’s chat?
Absolute chaos.
We had a three-way tie, needed a tiebreaker, and things got competitive in the best way possible.
So while some of you were out there living your lives…
the rest of us were:
– battling for glory
– laughing at nonsense
– and somehow still dropping solid grow advice
You can still turn this around.
Show up tonight.
Regain your plants’ trust.
Avoid further disciplinary action.
Wednesday Night Chat
8–10pm Eastern
Ut ohhhh is that a threat??
You can get pretty rowdy when you're high. Ok everyone needs to show for support
I have a secret to reveal at 852pm cst.
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I'm intrigued
Wtf didn't the spoiler post?
DCcan
Stoned on the Rocks
I'm just confused. I know EST and PST but this entire CST thing is a bridge too far! BTW @DCcan was right the spoiler shows in the reply LOL
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