Why only one day arrr
You'll eventually get hit.
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You'll eventually get hit.
BarnBuster
anṓnumos
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“
Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“
Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
BarnBuster
anṓnumos
a decade ahead of yee..in a land far away....arrrrhWe missed talk like a pirate day!
LMAO I remembered last year.
mornin’ ye salty scallywags! 
Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so hoist yer mugs o’ grog (or coffee if ye must) and let’s get to jabberin’ like the sea dogs we are! Whether ye be trimmin’ yer plants, mendin’ yer grow tents, or just loungin’ in yer hammock countin’ yer harvest, may the winds be ever in yer favor and the seeds sprout true!
And as if that weren’t enough treasure, it also be FRIDAY! So shake off the barnacles, polish yer cutlasses, and sail full speed into the weekend, mates!
Fair winds, fat buds, and a flask o’ fun to ye all!
YARRRRR!
Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so hoist yer mugs o’ grog (or coffee if ye must) and let’s get to jabberin’ like the sea dogs we are! Whether ye be trimmin’ yer plants, mendin’ yer grow tents, or just loungin’ in yer hammock countin’ yer harvest, may the winds be ever in yer favor and the seeds sprout true!
And as if that weren’t enough treasure, it also be FRIDAY! So shake off the barnacles, polish yer cutlasses, and sail full speed into the weekend, mates!
Fair winds, fat buds, and a flask o’ fun to ye all!
YARRRRR!
Starecase
The Kawartha School of Old
I could be a MUCH better pool player too if I was allowed to use my putterMornin,
Happy Monday!
Weedle #59
Sea of Green.
Y'all know what Friday is?
Starecase
The Kawartha School of Old
Even left the Knight chess move pattern ...
Starecase
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DCcan
Stoned on the Rocks
NATIONAL QUESADILLA DAY
National Quesadilla Day on September 25 encourages us to pull a chair up to the table and eat some authentic Mexican food. While it's not a sandwich or a taco, the quesadilla satisfies snack cravings while also completing a meal.
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DarkWeb
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I could use lip filler too but I'm twice her age. I'll stick with the drugs.
DCcan
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